I put it there for a fucking reason.

This is something I want to tell people all the time, and sometimes do, but just never seems to get through. "I put it there for a fucking reason."

The main thing that's great about this sentence is that 'it' could mean anything. Tonight(morning in people hours) since it is late. I would like to rant about only one 'it' for just a paragraph. I didn't even have problems with this tonight because of where I was working, but it still applies.

Clipboards. I put your credit card receipt on my clipboard with your credit card and a pen, you should sign the reciept, write in a tip and a legible total, take your card, and leave everything else. This seems very simple, but when the bar is in the worst shape because its at it's busiest moment it seems that everybody just decides that the best place to leave a fragile slip of paper is on the sopping wet bar, rather than on the clipboard that I put under the receipt for a fucking reason.

Pictures and shit to come I'm going to sleep now.